Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

John Lenon
Imagination is much more important than knowledge.

Albert Einstein
Why torture yourself?, life will do it for you.

Unknown
Life is the urge of completeness.

Me
Do your part to help preserve life on earth -- by trying to preserve your own.

UNIX fortune
Youth is not a time in life, it is a state of mind.

UNIX fortune
When you die you lose a very important part of your life.

Brooke Shields
Execute every cat of thy life as though it were thy last.

Marcus Aurelius
Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.

UNIX fortune
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin
I'd love to go out with you but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.

UNIX fortune
Why use Windows, since there is a door?

UNIX fortune
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

UNIX fortune
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

Daniel J. Boorstin
Two heads are better than one.

John Heywood
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

UNIX fortune
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

UNIX fortune
Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.

UNIX fortune
With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.

UNIX fortune
If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.

UNIX fortune
Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole easier to change your mind.

UNIX fortune
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

UNIX fortune
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

UNIX fortune
Get yourself busy living, or get yourself busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption

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